Floral bubble bath for The Geek

The water was just right, warm and nice. I’m with one hot young woman; bubbles are everywhere, with rose petal spread out on top of the bubble. Together we were sipping Ribena (alcohol haram what?). Who would have thought I would ever get the chance taking a bubble bath with Bunga Cinta Lestari?

“OK dik, makcik mau kasi mandi sudah ni”

*tape stuck in player*

Remember my previous post where my mom went to see someone and was told that my spirit was with late Erlinna? Mom actually went to see this aunty somewhere in Sembulan area. Well, after finishing about two and a half litres of air jampi, aunty told my mom that I need to be bath. I didn’t really know the purpose at first but I figure it must be that floral bath most people have talked about, the floral bath that was dubbed as mandi jodoh. Honestly, I don’t really believe in that stuff but since mom went to so much trouble arranging it, then why not.


So last Saturday I went to meet the aunty with mom. There was already another person there waiting to be bath by aunty, I was next. Waiting for my turn didn’t take that long, although I did manage to answer a few comments on my facebook status. There were no flower petals as I anticipate; instead there was a bucket of water with something in it. I know and remember the smell but I can’t quite remember what it was. I know it has some medicinal purpose. Then aunty starts muttering something before she pour water on me, twice. After the “ritual” was finished, she told me to continue taking a bath using the remaining water in the bucket. Well since it was already 7pm and I haven’t taken my bath, I just continue pouring the water.

I was told after I had put on my clothes that all this while, Erlinna’s spirit had followed me. At this point I can hear the twilight zone theme song. Her spirit was there when aunty start to bath me. Yes, I sounded like I am very perverted. According to aunty, her following me had disrupt the course of my destiny path, and this is not good for me. There is some truth in there. That’s explain four of my friends, 3 of them never even meet Erlinna, had dreamt of something that involved her, and two of them sense that she don’t want to part from me.

But I have a different theory. I think that the reason she’s following me is that she wanted to help me find the one who I would spent the rest of my time with and she would never rest until I actually find one. I pray every day that she will rest in peace and let me deal with my destiny the way I see fit. I will try to alms Yassin and Kursi for her whenever I can. Please dear, I’m trying to let you go now, so you need to let me go too.

On other note, I’m seriously not a romantic person to be with. If you plan to have bubble bath with me, expect this to happen.

 

The Geek

A so called geek who resides at North Borneo, in a not so little city anymore, formerly known as Api-Api to the locals, Jesselton to the colonialist. This geek is a Civil Engineer by profession, who have lots of ideas popping up while traveling, who will write whatever popped up in his mind and hopping the reader would not be so judgmental toward his writings. This geek is also a computer & internet junkie who love outdoor, which is pretty much contradicting to each other doesn’t it? This geek is good at almost everything but a master of none (read about this somewhere). People may perceive him as a very quiet, describe as phlegmatic person, yet he is quite a chatterbox to those whom he is really close or comfortable with. This geek thinks anime chicks are way cooler than a real chick hence why he also likes to watch it (not the chicks, but the anime). Not to be mistaken as watching a cartoon, anime to this geek and to most of anime follower are animation that are created and produce by the Japanese.

7 thoughts on “Floral bubble bath for The Geek

  • 18th July 2009 at 1:57 pm
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    yup i think ur theory is right, just don’t stop praying for her k..btw, lawak video tu hahaa..

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    • 18th July 2009 at 2:06 pm
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      hahaha.. kalau sya, segala bot, kapal selam, snorkel tah apa2 lagi yg buli bikin main dalam air sya bawa tu

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  • 21st July 2009 at 6:59 am
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    Mannnnn…i tot u put ur “tub moments” there for a sec…LOL
    Neways, I’m sure she’ll guide you find “the One” hun…hugsss

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  • 22nd July 2009 at 1:54 pm
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    i thought whom you having a romantic bubble bath.. bwahahahaa!!
    anyway, not very familiar with ‘other side of the world’ but if that is true, she really need to lay low and trust in your decision la.

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  • 23rd July 2009 at 5:07 pm
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    i tink she wants u to really settle for The One, not jst any one 😉 gambatee!!

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    • 24th July 2009 at 10:59 am
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      hahaha.. “the one” is either already taken or lesbo bah HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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