I licked a fork slidding down a hill because I’m cool like that

Yes, because I’m a geek so I think it is rather kewl doing it. Don’t you think so? Seriously, it’s actually a really funny tag I get on Facebook.

Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your note and tag your friends.

Pick the month you were born:

  • January——-I kicked
  • February——I loved
  • March——–I karate chopped
  • April———-I licked
  • May———-I jumped on
  • June———-I smelled
  • July———–I did the Macarena With
  • August——–I had lunch with
  • September—-I danced with
  • October——-I sang to
  • November—–I yelled at
  • December—–I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

  • 1——-a birdbath
  • 2——-a monster
  • 3——-a phone
  • 4——-a fork
  • 5——-a snowman
  • 6——-a gangster
  • 7——-my mobile phone
  • 8——-my dog
  • 9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
  • 10——-my neighbour
  • 11——-my science teacher
  • 12——-a banana
  • 13——-a fireman
  • 14——-a stuffed animal
  • 15——-a goat
  • 16——-a pickle
  • 17——-your mom
  • 18——-a spoon
  • 19——-a smurf
  • 20——-a baseball bat
  • 21——-a ninja
  • 22——-Chuck Norris
  • 23——-a noodle
  • 24——-a squirrel
  • 25——-a football player
  • 26——-my sister
  • 27——-my brother
  • 28——-an iPod
  • 29——-a surfer
  • 30——-a homeless guy
  • 31——-a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:

  1. 1——— In my car
  2. 2 ——— On your car
  3. 3 ———– In a hole
  4. 4 ———– Under your bed
  5. 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
  6. 6 ——— sliding down a hill
  7. 7 ——— in an elevator
  8. 8———- at the dinner table
  9. 9 ——– In line at the bank
  10. 0 ——– in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

  • White———because I’m cool like that
  • Black———because that’s how I roll.
  • Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.
  • Red———–because the voices told me to.
  • Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
  • Green———because I think I need some serious help.
  • Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
  • Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
  • Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
  • Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
  • Brown———because I can.
  • Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
  • None———-because I can’t control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE and tag your friends!!! Have Fun!!!

Oh come on! I know you guys are tempted to do this. Post the title on my comment section please!!!


The Geek

A so called geek who resides at North Borneo, in a not so little city anymore, formerly known as Api-Api to the locals, Jesselton to the colonialist. This geek is a Civil Engineer by profession, who have lots of ideas popping up while traveling, who will write whatever popped up in his mind and hopping the reader would not be so judgmental toward his writings. This geek is also a computer & internet junkie who love outdoor, which is pretty much contradicting to each other doesn’t it? This geek is good at almost everything but a master of none (read about this somewhere). People may perceive him as a very quiet, describe as phlegmatic person, yet he is quite a chatterbox to those whom he is really close or comfortable with. This geek thinks anime chicks are way cooler than a real chick hence why he also likes to watch it (not the chicks, but the anime). Not to be mistaken as watching a cartoon, anime to this geek and to most of anime follower are animation that are created and produce by the Japanese.

10 thoughts on “I licked a fork slidding down a hill because I’m cool like that

  • 31st July 2009 at 5:03 am

    hmmm…guessed i’m the jumpin jane 😉 heeeeeeeeeee :p

  • 31st July 2009 at 5:05 am

    a football player, riding a motorcycle, bcos i’m sexy i do what i want! WEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • 31st July 2009 at 9:44 am

    I danced with a gangster sliding down a hill because I’m sexy and I do what I want

  • 31st July 2009 at 10:10 am

    “I smelled my neighbour in an elevator because I’m sexy and I do what I want”

    okaayy~~ that sound so creepy that even i can’t stand myself..
    just make sure your fork doesn’t stick to your nose like the kid accidently hit on his.. hahaa!!

    • 3rd August 2009 at 7:45 am

      fork on your nose would make a nice piece of jewellery don’t you think so? hahahahaha

  • 1st August 2009 at 11:25 pm

    I ran over a ninja in line at the bank because that’s how I roll


  • 4th August 2009 at 10:30 am

    I licked a banana sliding down a hill because the voices told me to..

    ~~Voices??? yeer.. freakky hahaha.. mcm buat scene 18sx licking banana while sliding down..hahahaha

    • 4th August 2009 at 9:16 pm

      errr.. sya nda imagine lebih2 ah.. but the voices? hehehehe… freaky wooo

  • 2nd December 2009 at 12:30 am

    i sang to a fireman in line at the bank because i’m AWESOME~~!

    haha~~! i’m so suspected will be robbing the bank n AWESOME remind me oh ‘how i met ur mother’ ^^

  • 15th January 2010 at 8:21 am

    Oh my….I licked a baseball bat in a hole because I am sexy and I do what I want.


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