Having orgasm with Cik Bedah

Remember when I said I wanted to get a Mac? I was planning to get it when I have enough stash under my pillow, probably somewhere middle of this year. But through the sheer power of the universe, I’m proud to say that I have been “Mac”atized last week. Yeap, earlier than anticipated. So I’m a Mac, and Linux, but not a PC user.


It was Friday night and I was lazing on my sofa in the living room surfing the channel. The life of an Internet junkie, when you don’t surf on your PC, you have to surf the channel. If I was a tiny man, I would probably assume the surfer position and constantly switching channel using my leg. As I was “surfing”, my KVM switch went of giving out a constant high pitch buzz. This is a brand new KVM switch. I use it to connect both of my laptops to one keyboard and mouse, which is also brand new, except for the keyboard which I intend to get a new one because the keyboard layout doesn’t suit my hand or is it just my finger who liked to keep on pressing the Print Screen button instead of back space. Seriously, that button should be lined together with the function keys and not next to the backspace button, just like the ole keyboard arrangement. Think I got off track a bit there. So anyway, I plugged out one of the cable from my KVM and the buzzing stopped.

The next morning, as I was about to reboot my laptop and plug in the KVM cable, the circuit breaker tripped. I though maybe someone flip a faulty switch so I turn on the circuit breaker back on. Then I try to plug in my KVM again and it tripped, again. Word couldn’t express how I felt about it at that time. My laptop caused the trip. My laptop! The one I use for work. The one where I keep all my photo, music, document, that very laptop and it caused the trip. That only the half of the story. I also noticed that morning, my old laptop, where the touchpad button and top lid are made and covered with metal have static charged. I figured maybe a faulty earthing wire that caused the problem. In a short moment something blew up. I thought one of my nano-bomb implant cricket experiment blew up. After a closer inspection, the fault came from the adapter of my old laptop. That was the culprit for all of my problem. Now my old laptop was running fine at first but it too are dead now.

This is where it get exciting. The moment dad knew that I blew my laptop, he offered to buy a new one. My dad offered to buy a new laptop. I kinda feel bad about it but then again, add up with what I have, I can actually get a Mac. So I opened up my laptop to check if the drive is still OK and it is. Still feeling bad, I tried to revive my laptop a few times. I really do. But it simply wont start. There goes my plan using Linux on it.

So now here I am, still having that “ooohh” and “aaahhh” with Cik Bedah. Yeah kinda strange naming my MacBook Pro that but I really, I mean really love my Cik Bedah. If my testicle were made of USB, I would probably plugged in to her everyday, you know what I’m saying? I love the iPhoto so much, I can recognize faces on my photo, really!. And the Address Book, it synchronize nicely with my Nokia phone, and you don’t even need to use PC Suite to do that. And the revolutionary multi-touchpad is marvelous. In all, my laptop experience have changed. I don’t think I would even want to look at Windows again. This is a truly marvelous MAChine. So when is my turn? I think it is now!

OK I need to go and make love to Cik Bedah!

 

The Geek

A so called geek who resides at North Borneo, in a not so little city anymore, formerly known as Api-Api to the locals, Jesselton to the colonialist. This geek is a Civil Engineer by profession, who have lots of ideas popping up while traveling, who will write whatever popped up in his mind and hopping the reader would not be so judgmental toward his writings. This geek is also a computer & internet junkie who love outdoor, which is pretty much contradicting to each other doesn’t it? This geek is good at almost everything but a master of none (read about this somewhere). People may perceive him as a very quiet, describe as phlegmatic person, yet he is quite a chatterbox to those whom he is really close or comfortable with. This geek thinks anime chicks are way cooler than a real chick hence why he also likes to watch it (not the chicks, but the anime). Not to be mistaken as watching a cartoon, anime to this geek and to most of anime follower are animation that are created and produce by the Japanese.

20 thoughts on “Having orgasm with Cik Bedah

    • 24th January 2010 at 12:04 pm
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      thanks! i owe it to you and Bang Aji hahaha

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  • 24th January 2010 at 11:46 am
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    Cutenye nama Mac u..Cik Bedah..i called mine WAPPY!!!!!!
    Loving every corner of it…!!!!
    Have fun with ur Cik Bedah like ive with my wappy!!!

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    • 24th January 2010 at 12:05 pm
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      i’m still having fun with it. endless fun! even when we’re playing the “beach ball”, if you know what i mean hehehe

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  • 24th January 2010 at 5:41 pm
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    there’s a name for that “beach ball”…lupa dah…

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    • 24th January 2010 at 6:04 pm
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      u mean bukan “Spinning Beach Ball of Death”?

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  • 25th January 2010 at 10:09 am
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    huh? ingatkan betul2.. hahaha.. mine is called lappy 🙂 hihi.. but i have my fiance, so nda payah sm lappy..hahahah *kidding

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    • 25th January 2010 at 10:13 am
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      uuuu.. fiancee kau duduk d lap kau? nda berat ka? hahaha kidding.

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  • 25th January 2010 at 10:12 am
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    ooo best ka MAC? i heard teda virus.. yiiii jeles pula.. ba kumpul duit lu, then baru mo fikir new MAC for me..huahua…

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    • 25th January 2010 at 10:16 am
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      bukan la teda virus, memang ada. tapi teda org mau pigi bikin virus pasal yg sya baca susah mau bikin. Mac pernah kena attack virus sekali saja, itu pun back in 2006 & tdk la teruk. so virtually no attack at all la. tapi pasal sya ni a bit paranoid, sya install juga la tu antivirus.

      tapi serius, memang Mac siuk guna. kalau kau start surf website apple, ko tinguk video2 derang, trus berabis kamu mau kumpul duit beli satu tu.

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  • 25th January 2010 at 2:25 pm
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    Patutlah asyik2 nampak nama Cik Bedah on your FB status! My hubby once gave his MacBook a european name..I forgot what..

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    • 25th January 2010 at 3:46 pm
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      Bangga c Hawk kau panggil laptop dia MacBook. Semoga PowerBook dia akan bertukar jadi Macbook Pro, aamiiiin.

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  • 28th January 2010 at 7:28 pm
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    bukan la duduk di lap la, my HP laptop sya panggil Happy Lappy ..hahaha.. 🙂

    aiyo, temptation btul.. jan ba.. sabar2, jimat lu sya ni..baru angkat dslr satu, so nda dpt lg beli benda lain..huhu…

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    • 28th January 2010 at 7:31 pm
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      nah! ramai photographer suka edit gambar guna Mac oh. HAHAHAHA.

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  • 1st February 2010 at 11:50 pm
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    With Mac when editing pix it’s WYSIWYG. That’s why Mac is cool. I wish I had one >.<

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    • 2nd February 2010 at 7:53 am
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      yeap, what i see is what i get, even when printing 🙂 oh don’t wish, dream it 😉

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