5 days later it died

The Expendables 2

It is, by my standard, a simple story, and one that everybody knows how it goes. A group of merry men on a mission and come back alive. One of them, new to the group plan to leave for a better life with the love of his life was murdered on their next fairly simple mission, and the rest of the group is on a road of vengeance and manages to get their revenge. Simple and predictable, no? But I still think it’s a really good movie, if you know all your action movies.

First of all, you will never, ever, see Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Jean-Claude Van Damme in one movie. All of them have their very own action movie. Movies like Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Universal Soldier. Back before there’s CGI, these movie were awesome.

Then there’s Chuck Norris, with his one man army, lone wolf thing. Before Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme, there’s Chuck Norris. He knows martial arts. He can appear from underwater and shoot enemies from his hip and kill everybody while nobody seems to able to shoot him back. He can aim from his hip. Hence why everybody dies whenever he starts to shoot. He’s so lethal, after five days of excruciating pain from a cobra bite, the cobra dies. That was one of Chuck Norris joke.

Now about Schwarzenegger and Willis. I remember, “I’ll be back” and “Yippee-ki-yay” from both Terminator and Die Hard. Having to watch Willis saying, “I’ll be back” and Schwarzenegger saying, “Yippe-ki-yay” is very amusing.

I wonder if they going to get Steven Seagal in the next movie, if there is a sequel?


The Geek

A so called geek who resides at North Borneo, in a not so little city anymore, formerly known as Api-Api to the locals, Jesselton to the colonialist. This geek is a Civil Engineer by profession, who have lots of ideas popping up while traveling, who will write whatever popped up in his mind and hopping the reader would not be so judgmental toward his writings. This geek is also a computer & internet junkie who love outdoor, which is pretty much contradicting to each other doesn’t it? This geek is good at almost everything but a master of none (read about this somewhere). People may perceive him as a very quiet, describe as phlegmatic person, yet he is quite a chatterbox to those whom he is really close or comfortable with. This geek thinks anime chicks are way cooler than a real chick hence why he also likes to watch it (not the chicks, but the anime). Not to be mistaken as watching a cartoon, anime to this geek and to most of anime follower are animation that are created and produce by the Japanese.

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